"If you're properly prepared you will not be easily surprised."

The irony is...I had a conversation about this very think today - fights my philosophy exactly!

"Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear."

Well I don't know about my heart, but I do know that my mind is faaaaaarrrr from clear!

"Wisdom is acquired by experience, not just by age."

"You will receive a big compliment in front of others."

"You are far more influential than you think."

"You possess natural tact and good taste."

"Something unusual will happen at work next week."

Does that mean I will have a job?